8th st ale. Miss you Hoface.
8th st ale. Miss you Hoface.
And the dead in Christ shall rise first.
Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it, and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve - telling her "Apple or GTFO." Then a bunch of incest occurs and we get the human race. (Which explains a lot, really.)
Then later God gets uber pissed off at Pharoah Hitler for pwning the jews and gives Moses a bunch of cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway, and opens the sea so the Jews can run through. closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis.Then a bunch of less important shit happens.